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DOCTOR FROWNYFACE’S SPOOKY WORD LIST, AVAILABLE IN STORES NOW!

August 8, 2025

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DOCTOR FROWNYFACE’S SPOOKY WORD LIST TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH AT PARTIES, BARS, AND ORGIES* (*THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A CLEVER FORM OF SUBLIMINAL MIND CONTROL) By Doctor Frownyface (w/ Dusty Trice)

Are you a curious information sponge who consumes tons of creepy horror-themed vocabulary books, in order to display your intellectual superiority to others, especially those in which you have a sexual interest? Are you easily susceptible to mind control techniques and subliminal messages, perhaps casually disguised as a spooky word list? And are you ready to learn, expand your intelligence, and unlock your brain’s full spooky potential?

PREPARE FOR FEAR-INDUCINGLY WEIRD WORDS, LIKE… Bloodsucking, Ghost, Scourge, Ferocious, Neurotoxin, Chateau, Witch, Paranoia, Asphyxiate, Monstrosity, Wormwood, Tendons, Candelabra, Headless, Coffin, Jellied, Werewolf, Tombstone, Beastly, Kneecap, Eviscerated… AND MANY, MANY MORE!

THE PERFECT HORROR TERMINOLOGY DESK REFERENCE FOR:

HORROR FICTION WRITERS
EERIE EDUCATORS
GOTH LIBRARIANS
FUNNY MORTICIANS
POLITICAL CONSULTANTS
WACKY UNCLES
SCREENWRITERS
MARKETING PROFESSIONALS
ETCETERA

WARNING: This book contains a list of over 6,500 scary words, alphabetically arranged for easy access and pleasurable perusal.

DEATH MASKS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS BY WES CHESTLEYDALE, AVAILABLE IN STORES NOW!

April 1, 2024

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DEATH MASKS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS by Wes Chestleydale (w/ Dusty Trice)

Perfect plaster impressions of the recently deceased. Tangible representations of the most celebrated and renowned, passed down through history. The death mask has immortalized the visages of the world’s most magnificent and magnanimous!

Gaze upon the lifeless faces of some of histories greatest luminaries including…Alfred Nobel, Franz Liszt, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Samuel Morse, Napoleon Bonaparte, Jonathan Swift, Ulysses S. Grant, Leo Tolstoy, Pope Pius IX, Ludwig van Beethoven, Eva “Evita” Peron, John Dillinger, Pancho Villa, Sir Isaac Newton, James Joyce, Dolly the sheep, Johann Strauss II, Peter The Great, Teddy Roosevelt, Archduke Franz Ferdinand… and many, many more!

CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL BY DUSTY TRICE, AVAILABLE IN STORES NOW!

September 8, 2023

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DOCTOR FROWNYFACE PRESENTS BONETINGLERS!

Quake with fright! The Cheap Plastic Skeletons walk among us tonight!

When a fiendish factory foreman is murdered in a sweatshop by the poor little children he torments, his spirit becomes mysteriously entwined with a batch of molten plastic and molded into decorative Halloween skeletons.

Determined to return from the realm of the dead, the evil Factory King will stop at nothing to replace the bones of the living with his cheap plastic skeleton bones, and walk the earth once more, wearing their flesh suits as his own. Heh heh heh, ha ha ha!

A sidesplittingly spooky satire about globalization, death, and plastic from the truly awful author of RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE. Featuring over two dozen gruesome illustrations!

Bad to the bone petrochemical poltergeists are on the rampage in CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL!

RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE BY DUSTY TRICE, AVAILABLE IN STORES NOW!

October 31, 2021

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RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE by Dusty Trice

A summer of sex, drugs, and partying by a group of horny young friends ends before it begins when a mad scientist blackmails a perverted mayor while using a biker gang to addict a small town to zombifying drugs, before unleashing a super-virus that causes people to puke themselves to death in order to sell masks and hand sanitizers.

Follow Molly, the mayor’s step-daughter, and Holtie, the bad boy from the good side of town, as they fall in love, battle a mad scientist, DOCTOR FROWNYFACE, and try to rescue the world from his sinister clutches. Mad Scientist? He isn’t mad. He’s just mildly disappointed.

And did I mention the sex scenes so steamy they’ll melt your Kindle? Like Fifty Shades meets Forbidden Planet. Who knew such juvenile humor could be so adult?

This lyrical satire of a pulp novelization of a B-movie is presented in Read-O-Vision! Now, put on your 3D glasses and enjoy RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE! Available everywhere fine smut is peddled!