QUAKE WITH

FRIGHT!

THE CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS WALK AMONG US TONIGHT!

CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL

BY DUSTY TRICE

DOCTOR FROWNYFACE PRESENTSBONETINGLERS!

When a fiendish factory foreman is murdered in a sweatshop by the poor little children he torments, his spirit becomes mysteriously entwined with a batch of molten plastic and molded into decorative Halloween skeletons.

Determined to return from the realm of the dead, the evil Factory King will stop at nothing to replace the bones of the living with his cheap plastic skeleton bones, and walk the earth once more, wearing their flesh suits as his own. Heh heh heh, ha ha ha!

A sidesplittingly spooky satire about globalization, death, and plastic from the truly awful author of RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE. Featuring over two dozen gruesome illustrations!

Bad to the bone petrochemical poltergeists are on the rampage in CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL!

Publisher's Note: Beware! The following book contains mature situations and themes. It is NOT intended for children, unless they are really super cool like that. 18+

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CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL BY DUSTY TRICE

Ebook – Sept 8, 2023 |

ISBN 9798985073751

 


 

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CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL BY DUSTY TRICE

Paperback – Sept 18, 2023  |

ISBN 9798985073744

 


 

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VIDEO REVIEW:

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We're talking about CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL by Dusty Trice, otherwise known as Doctor Frownyface. Ghouls. This is a super silly, super funny (adult) horror comedy book for Halloween. It's fun. It's silly. It's got lots and lots of fight scenes!

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