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Quake with fright! The Cheap Plastic Skeletons walk among us tonight!

When a fiendish factory foreman is murdered in a sweatshop by the poor little children he torments, his spirit becomes mysteriously entwined with a batch of molten plastic and molded into decorative Halloween skeletons.

Determined to return from the realm of the dead, the evil Factory King will stop at nothing to replace the bones of the living with his cheap plastic skeleton bones, and walk the earth once more, wearing their flesh suits as his own. Heh heh heh, ha ha ha!

A sidesplittingly spooky satire about globalization, death, and plastic from the truly awful author of RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE. Featuring over two dozen gruesome illustrations!

Bad to the bone petrochemical poltergeists are on the rampage in CHEAP PLASTIC SKELETONS FROM HELL!

A summer of sex, drugs, and partying by a group of horny young friends ends before it begins when a mad scientist blackmails a perverted mayor while using a biker gang to addict a small town to zombifying drugs, before unleashing a super-virus that causes people to puke themselves to death in order to sell masks and hand sanitizers. 

Follow Molly, the mayor’s step-daughter, and Holtie, the bad boy from the good side of town, as they fall in love, battle a mad scientist, DOCTOR FROWNYFACE, and try to rescue the world from his sinister clutches. Mad Scientist? He isn’t mad. He’s just mildly disappointed.

And did I mention the sex scenes so steamy they’ll melt your Kindle? Like Fifty Shades meets Forbidden Planet. Who knew such juvenile humor could be so adult?

This lyrical satire of a pulp novelization of a B-movie is presented in Read-O-Vision! Now, put on your 3D glasses and enjoy RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE! Available everywhere fine smut is peddled!